THE BUSH IS BACK, BITCH!

The bush is back
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Plus size punanis across the globe are heaving a sigh of relief now that there’s not pressure to wax on wax off.  The latest pubic hair poll (yes it’s a real thing) has hair raising results revealing the majority of women are no longer mowing their lady lawns and here are the stats to prove it.

  • 51% of women don’t “style or groom their pubic hair”
  • 45% revealed they can “no longer be bothered to keep up the grooming”
  • 62% said that their mate “prefers the natural look”

If you’re happy to leave it to beaver and planning on answering the call of the wild good for you!  However, there’s no way I’ll ever sport the 70s look. Forget the low maintenance lady garden I’m all about ‘no’ maintenance muff and the Brazilian laser treatment was my the answer to my punani prayers.  I’ve only ever had compliments and won’t be offering up a female fro to any future lovers that’s for sure! Your va jay jay your decision.

But what if you’ve gone bald and want a snazzy new styled snatch? Does this mean the merkin market is set to make a comeback? Will there be Rogain for women who prematurely stopped weed whacking or had a change of hairy heart?

Unless I do a covert muff mission in the gym locker room or Turkish spa I’ll really have no idea what’s hiding underneath your plus size panties and to be honest I don’t want to know about your wooly wonder. Like I said your va ja jay jay your decision.

*Source: Online pharmacy poll by UK Medix (1870 women surveyed)

The bush is back

 

 

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About Kelly Glover (226 Articles)
Kelly Glover is an Australian living in Los Angeles and created this plus size fashion blog as a place for curvy women to get info and advice on plus size dating, celebrity and fitness. contact@bigcurvylove.com

4 Comments on THE BUSH IS BACK, BITCH!

  1. I agree, its your decision – I hate guys who says theyll only date girls who are waxed. Ummmm its not your body, dude! Im too lazy to remove it all – so glad its not trendy anymore!

  2. Well, personally, I get rid of it. I don’t have time to be worried about what’s happening down there so it’s all got to go. LOL! But as you say “it’s your va jay jay!” I know women who don’t shave or wax any part of their body because they are making a statement that society has conditioned women to think that they need to shave parts of their body when we shouldn’t. I can appreciate that too, but it’s not for me. :-)

  3. This is hilarious. I think having kids has a lot to do with those who couldn’t be bothered. When I was pregnant I didn’t care because I could no longer see it. Out of sight out of mind I say!

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