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Plus size punanis across the globe are heaving a sigh of relief now that there’s not pressure to wax on wax off.  The latest pubic hair poll (yes it’s a real thing) has hair raising results revealing the majority of women are no longer mowing their lady lawns and here are the stats to prove it.

  • 51% of women don’t “style or groom their pubic hair”
  • 45% revealed they can “no longer be bothered to keep up the grooming”
  • 62% said that their mate “prefers the natural look”

If you’re happy to leave it to beaver and planning on answering the call of the wild good for you!  However, there’s no way I’ll ever sport the 70s look. Forget the low maintenance lady garden I’m all about ‘no’ maintenance muff and the Brazilian laser treatment was my the answer to my punani prayers.  I’ve only ever had compliments and won’t be offering up a female fro to any future lovers that’s for sure! Your va jay jay your decision.

But what if you’ve gone bald and want a snazzy new styled snatch? Does this mean the merkin market is set to make a comeback? Will there be Rogain for women who prematurely stopped weed whacking or had a change of hairy heart?

Unless I do a covert muff mission in the gym locker room or Turkish spa I’ll really have no idea what’s hiding underneath your plus size panties and to be honest I don’t want to know about your wooly wonder. Like I said your va ja jay jay your decision.

*Source: Online pharmacy poll by UK Medix (1870 women surveyed)

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